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Pick-up Lines Essay, Research Paper

*HTML**FONT SIZE=3 PTSIZE=10*Pick-Up Lines*BR*

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Let’s do breakfast tomorrow. Should I call you or nudge you? *BR*

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Would you like to watch the sunrise together? *BR*

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If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would put U and I together. *BR*

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I saw your picture in the dictionary today…next to the word ‘beautiful’. *BR*

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What’s your sign? *BR*

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Is your daddy a thief?*BR*

No.*BR*

Then who stole those diamonds and put them in your eyes? *BR*

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Your eyes are as blue as window cleaner. *BR*

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Your eyes are as blue as my toilet water at home. *BR*

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If you got those eyes from your mother, I know why your dad married her. *BR*

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You know, you’re very easy on the eyes. *BR*

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There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can’t take them off you. *BR*

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(At an engineering school luncheon)*BR*

He: Your eyes are emitting magnetic fields.*BR*

She: Oh, and how do magnetic fields feel?*BR*

He: Attractive… *BR*

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Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes. *BR*

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Ya know, that wine really brings out the bloodshot in your eyes. *BR*

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No wonder the sky is so gray today, all the blue is in your eyes. *BR*

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Guy goes up to a girl, licks his finger, touches her on the shoulder, and then touches himself (all this while she is watching him) and says:*BR*

How about you and I get out of these wet clothes? *BR*

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It worked for him…

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Here’s your chance to get to know me. *BR*

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Don’t you know me from somewhere? *BR*

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You don’t know me, but you’d really like to. *BR*

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Excuse me, but I DO think it’s time we met. *BR*

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If we’re not related, I’d like to be. *BR*

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Say, didn’t we go to different schools together? *BR*

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Say, wasn’t I blissfully married to you once? *BR*

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Excuse me, but weren’t you Shirley MacLaine in a past life? *BR*

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Excuse me, but weren’t we blissfully married in a past life? *BR*

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Didn’t I used to always pull on your ponytail in grammar school? *BR*

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Wasn’t it you who pinched me in the third grade? *BR*

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I had a friend who used to hand out calling cards which said:*BR*

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“Smile if you want to sleep with me.” *BR*

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then watch the victim try to hold back her smile… *BR*

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Or he had cards that said: *BR*

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Here I am, madly in love with you, on the verge of*BR*

killing myself for your love and I don’t even know*BR*

your NAME__________ PHONE________*BR*

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I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me? *BR*

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Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me? *BR*

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Were you just smiling at me from across the room, or do I have my contacts in wrong? *BR*

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There’s an aura about you that’s hidden and I want to bring that aura out. *BR*

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She (to passing man): Excuse me, do you have the time?*BR*

He: Do you have the energy? *BR*

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Woman: Excuse me, do you have the time?*BR*

Man: Do you have the place in mind? *BR*

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So, howzabout the two of us going back to my place and you run your fingers through the hair on my back? *BR*

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My friends are leaving, but I’d love it if you gave me a reason to stay. *BR*

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There’s a fire back at my place. Would you like to go get warm? *BR*

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Bond. James Bond. *BR*

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The spy agency has sent me here to save you. Take my hand and come with me. *BR*

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A friend of mine who walked up to a young lady in a club and simply asked, “Are you ready to go home now?” She smiled a bit, stood up, and they left together. *BR*

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Wait until it gets near last call in a bar. Find the drunkest looking woman in the place, walk up to her, and say, “Okay, let’s go home…” *BR*

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If I told you that you have a nice body, would you hold it against me? *BR*

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Is this love on a two-way street…or is it a dead end? *BR*

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Interested in a hot and steaming dish of conversation? *BR*

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What did you say? Oh, I thought you were talking to me. *BR*

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Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you. *BR*

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You are the only reason why I came in here alone. *BR*

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Shall we talk or continue flirting from a distance? *BR*

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If you’re not doing anything with those supple lips of yours, how would you like to talk to me? *BR*

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Hi! Can I buy you a car? *BR*

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Oh, I’m doing fine! And you? (While looking at someone and waiting for them to say anything) *BR*

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Aren’t we supposed to get together for a candlelight dinner later tonight? *BR*

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Hi, I just moved to this city and was wondering if you could recommend a good restaurant here. Would you also like to join me? *BR*

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My drink is getting lonely, so would you like to join me with one? *BR*

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Can I taste your drink/dish? (Then lean over and kiss him or her.) *BR*

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Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money? *BR*

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I’ve had quite a bit to drink, and you’re beginning to look pretty good. *BR*

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I am not drunk, I’m just intoxicated by you. *BR*

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Would you like someone to mix with your drink? *BR*

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Excuse me, why is your drink glowing? *BR*

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I’d love to buy you a drink, but I’d be jealous of the glass. *BR*

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If I drink one of these, I may forget how to get back to the monastery. *BR*

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Feel free to buy me a drink anytime. *BR*

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It’s always good for you to see me again. *BR*

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Is that a tic-tac in your pocket or are you just glad to see me? *BR*

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Are we in the frozen food section, or are you just happy to see me? *BR*

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What would you do if I kissed you right now? *BR*

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You should be someone’s wife. *BR*

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Hi, I’m a fashion photographer. Would you like to be in my next photo shoot? *BR*

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Pardon me but I was just about to go home and masturbate and I was wondering if you’d mind if I fantasize about you? *BR*

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Wow! Are you really as beautiful as you seem or do you remind me of myself? *BR*

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Are you incredibly beautiful, or is it just my chemotherapy? *BR*

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You look more beautiful than Nurse Chapel. *BR*

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If beauty were a crime, you’d be doin’ life. *BR*

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If beauty were music, you’d be a symphony. *BR*

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You must be lost, because I have never seen anyone so beautiful/gorgeous in this *BR*

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You are just truly absolutely beautiful! Can you cook and clean also? *BR*

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Is it really bright in here, or am I being blinded by your radiant beauty? *BR*

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I never pass up an opportunity to say hello to a beautiful woman. *BR*

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Would you like to dance, or should I go *censored* myself again? *BR*

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Excuse me, but did you happen to find my Congressional Medal of Honor? or Excuse me, but did you happen to find my Nobel Peace Prize? *BR*

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Do you sleep on your stomach?*BR*

No.*BR*

Can I? *BR*

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If you spot a girl waiting in a restaurant/theater/club for someone, go up to her and say…*BR*

If he doesn’t show up, I’ll be right over here. *BR*

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If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib. *BR*

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I bet you’ve caused a lot of bar brawls. *BR*

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There’s something about you that I like. I just can’t put my finger on it. *BR*

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God must have been in a very good mood the day we met. *BR*

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Be unique and different, say yes. *BR*

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Do you believe in the hereafter? Well, then I guess you know what I’m here after. *BR*

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I’m really sorry about Al. It was a lovely funeral. You look ravishing in black, did you know that? What you need now is a nice backrub. Are the straps too tight, darling? How tragic. How very, very tragic. *BR*

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Gosh, I loved your movie! *BR*

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May I have your autograph? *BR*

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Excuse me, do you live around here often? *BR*

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Is it just me, or does everyone here seem to have a pick-up line? *BR*

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You look like the type of girl who has heard every line in the book… So what’s one more?? *BR*

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One pickup line that might get a laugh, if nothing else, is:*BR*

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Pardon me, but what pickup line works best with you? *BR*

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Hypothetically, what pickup lines are effective with a person like you? *BR*

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You make me so nervous and flustered, I’ve completely forgotten my standard pick-up line. *BR*

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I’m not picking you up. I’ve picked you out. *BR*

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What would it take for a guy like me to go out with a girl like you? *BR*

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Hey babe, did you know I’m on the Harvard Mailing List? *BR*

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What’s your sign? *BR*

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And a subtle approach: *BR*

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Excuse me, but you have a beep on your nose. What? *BR*

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(reach up and gently squeeze her nose) BEEP. (If she laughs, she’s yours; if she looks at you funny, apologize.) *BR*

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Whatever you do, don’t ever cut that silky hair of yours! *BR*

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I lost my phone number. Can I borrow yours? *BR*

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You smell delicious! *BR*

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May I end this sentence with a proposition? *BR*

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Want to see my stamp collection? *BR*

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Congratulations! You’ve been voted “Most Beautiful Girl In This Room” and the grand prize is a night with me! *BR*

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Actually, ma’am, ah’m not as tall as you think. Ah’m from Taixus, and ah’m sittin’ on mah wallet. *BR*

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Stare at a guy/girl for a long time, and when he/she notices for the second or third time, go up to him/her and say… *BR*

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I’m sorry for staring at you, but you look very much like someone I used to date. *BR*

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Do you mind if I stare at you up close instead of from across the room? *BR*

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Excuse me, mind if I stare at you for a minute? I want to remember your face for my dreams. *BR*

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Excuse me for staring at you, but I just love the view. *BR*

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Hi, I make more money than you can spend. *BR*

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Excuse me, do you have change for a $100 bill? *BR*

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When is our wedding date? *BR*

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Wouldn’t we look cute on a wedding cake together? *BR*

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He: What was that?*BR*

She: What was what?*BR*

He: That sound.*BR*

She: I didn’t hear anything.*BR*

He: It was the sound of my heart breaking. *BR*

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Excuse me, can you give me directions?*BR*

To where?*BR*

To your heart. *BR*

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Excuse me, but I couldn’t help but notice that you have a very sexy overbite. *BR*

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Do you have room in your life for a new friend? *BR*

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Excuse me, do you think we might possibly have a mutual friend who could introduce us. *BR*

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Just where do those legs of yours end? *BR*

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Are your legs tired because you’ve been running through my mind all day? *BR*

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I know there are thousands of perfect guys out there in the world, but only three of us don’t watch football. *BR*

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Uh, oh. My parents met at a place like this. Let’s get the hell out of here. *BR*

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What is a classy place like this doing around a girl like you? *BR*

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Want a break tonight? *BR*

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You must have a nice personality. *BR*

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Does my breath smell okay? *BR*

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Hi, my name’s Ron, how do you like me so far? *BR*

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