Bill Clinton Essay Research Paper Award WinnerThe

Bill Clinton Essay, Research Paper

Award Winner

The most deserving person in the world to receive the Swift Silken Thread for

Meaningless Achievement Award is former president William Jefferson Clinton. He was

president for 8 years. He has had many meaningless achievements during his life. Some

were not even legal.

One of his many meaningless achievements is receiving the longest haircut to ever

shut down an airport. This is an achievement no one will ever come close to reaching.

Mr. Clinton was at the LAX airport in Los Angeles, California when this feat was

achieved. He decided he wanted a haircut while aboard Air Force 1. Due to the security

that must be kept for the president, no planes were allowed to take-off or land at the

airport. His very important haircut only lasted a few hours, so he only inconvenienced a

few thousand people.

Another meaningless achievement of the former president was his astonishing

ability to avoid being drafted into the military. Of course this was illegal, but it takes a lot

of ability and smarts to do this. Another trait that he must have had to achieve something

so meaningless is cowardlness. Cowardness seems to be his best trait. It really helped him

become a draft dodger.

Last but definitely not least, the most meaningless achievement of Bill Clinton?s life

is cheating on his wife, Hilary, in the most well known office in the United States. Of

course its the Oval Office in the White House. This meaningless achievement was great

for the US It made the country so well known all over the world. It made him very

popular with the ladies too. Cigar sales also went up after his affair came out in public.

Though no one is really sure why.

William Jefferson Clinton is well deserving of this award. Not all of his

meaningless achievements could fit on such little paper because there are so many of them.

But as anyone could tell no one deserves this meaningless award more


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