HOOKED ON EBONICS Essay, Research Paper
15 Feb 97 dayz:
Today?s Lesson:
Hooked on Ebonics: 15 Feb 97 dayz:
Today?s Lesson:
Hooked on Ebonics:
Leroy is a 20 year old 9th grader. This be Leroy?s homework assignment. He must use each vocabulary word in a sentence.
Foreclose:
If I pay alimony this month, I?ll have no money foreclose.
Rectum:
I once had two cadillacs, but my ol? lady rectum.
Hotel:
I gave my girlfriend the crabs and the hotel everyone.
Disappointment:
My parole officer tol me if I miss disappointment, they gonna send me back to the big house.
Penis:
I went to da doctor and he handed me a cup and said penis.
Israel:
Alonso tried to sell me a Rolex. I said, man that looks fake. He said “bullshit” that watch Israel.
Catacomb:
Don King was at the fight the other night, man somebody oughta give dat catacomb.
Undermine:
There is a fine lookin hoe living in the apartment undermine.
Acoustic:
When I was liddle, my uncle bought me acoustic and took me to da pool hall.
Iraq:
When I got to da pool hall, I tol my uncle Iraq, you break.
Stain:
My mother-in-law stopped by and I axed her” Do you plan on stain for dinner”
Seldom:
My cousin gave me two tickets to the Nicks game, so I seldom.
Honor:
At the rape trial, the Judge axed my buddy who be honor first.
Odyssey:
I tol my brother, you odyssey the tits on that hoe.
Axe:
The policeman wanted to axe me some questions.
Tripoli:
I was gonna buy my ol? lady a bra for her birthday, but I couldn?t find a Tripoli.
Fortify:
I asked the hoe how much? She said “fortify”
Income:
I just got in bed with da hoe and income my wife.
Leroy is a 20 year old 9th grader. This be Leroy?s homework assignment. He must use each vocabulary word in a sentence.
Foreclose:
If I pay alimony this month, I?ll have no money foreclose.
Rectum:
I once had two cadillacs, but my ol? lady rectum.
Hotel:
I gave my girlfriend the crabs and the hotel everyone.
Disappointment:
My parole officer tol me if I miss disappointment, they gonna send me back to the big house.
Penis:
I went to da doctor and he handed me a cup and said penis.
Israel:
Alonso tried to sell me a Rolex. I said, man that looks fake. He said “bullshit” that watch Israel.
Catacomb:
Don King was at the fight the other night, man somebody oughta give dat catacomb.
Undermine:
There is a fine lookin hoe living in the apartment undermine.
Acoustic:
When I was liddle, my uncle bought me acoustic and took me to da pool hall.
Iraq:
When I got to da pool hall, I tol my uncle Iraq, you break.
Stain:
My mother-in-law stopped by and I axed her” Do you plan on stain for dinner”
Seldom:
My cousin gave me two tickets to the Nicks game, so I seldom.
Honor:
At the rape trial, the Judge axed my buddy who be honor first.
Odyssey:
I tol my brother, you odyssey the tits on that hoe.
Axe:
The policeman wanted to axe me some questions.
Tripoli:
I was gonna buy my ol? lady a bra for her birthday, but I couldn?t find a Tripoli.
Fortify:
I asked the hoe how much? She said “fortify”
Income:
I just got in bed with da hoe and income my wife.