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Hi, my name’s Dave. Remember it, you’ll be screaming it later tonight! *BR*
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Guy: What’s your name?*BR*
Girl: Danielle*BR*
Guy: Oh… I thought it was Aphrodite. *BR*
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My name is Jeffrey, but you can call me anything at all. Just call me. *BR*
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Hi, my friend wants to know what your name is. *BR*
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You are the reason men fall in love. *BR*
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I was, am, and will forever be crazy about you. *BR*
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Ohhh, what a man…I bet you do real well with the ladies. *BR*
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Nothing like a man who knows how to whisper sweet “nothings”. *BR*
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I just had to come talk with you. Sweetness is my weakness. *BR*
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You’re so sweet, you’re gonna put sugar out of business. *BR*
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You’re so sweet, you’re giving me a toothache. *BR*
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You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You’re making the other women (or men) look really bad. *BR*
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He: Excuse me, want to dance?*BR*
She: No.*BR*
He: Maybe you didn’t hear me… I said you look really fat in those pants! *BR*
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I’m sensing the intense feeling you have for me…is it my cologne? or I’m sensing the intense feeling you have for me…is it my deodorant? *BR*
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You’re the one I’ve been saving this drink/seat/ticket to Hawaii/whatever for. *BR*
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Are you the one? *BR*
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Oh no, I’m choking! I need mouth to mouth, quick! *BR*
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Oh excuse me! I thought you were a moose. *BR*
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Ya know, if we cut your arms off, you’d look just like Venus de Milo. *BR*
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In a restaurant: *BR*
*BR*
This menu looks good, but you’re the most delicious thing here. *BR*
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Do you always eat like that? *BR*
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My god, Darwin was right! You have got the fittest body I’ve ever seen! *BR*
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Your body is like a haiku in motion. *BR*
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You know, I’m not just an interesting person, I have a nice body, too. *BR*
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Did you hurt yourself when you fell from heaven? *BR*
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Look at the tag on the back of a girl’s shirt. When she turns around, say, “Just checking to see if you were made in heaven.” *BR*
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What time do you have to be back in heaven? *BR*
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So…what part of heaven are you from? *BR*
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I must be in heaven, because you’re an angel. *BR*
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You look like an angel. Welcome to Earth. *BR*
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I would say that I’m in love with you, but you’d think I’m trying to pull a fast one. *BR*
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Hi, I just wanted to give you the satisfaction of turning me down; go ahead say no. *BR*
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Turn to the girl sitting next to you at the bar and say, “I’m not really this tall…I’m sitting on my wallet.” *BR*
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May I have the distinguished honor and privilege of sitting next to you? *BR*
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I’m trying to determine after years of therapy and lots of testing, whether or not I’m allergic to sex. *BR*
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He: You’re gorgeous. I’d really love to invite you out sometime.*BR*
She: No, thanks.*BR*
He: Aw, c’mon! Lower you’re standards a little. I did… *BR*
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You look familiar. Aren’t you that girl that keeps appearing in my dreams? *BR*
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So there you are! I’ve been looking all over for YOU, the girl of my dreams! *BR*
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What’s your name, so I’ll know who I’ll be dreaming about tonight? *BR*
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- Excuse me, do you have a quarter I can borrow?*BR*
- What for?*BR*
- I told my mother that I would call her when I fell in love with the girl of my dreams! or I want to call your mother and thank her for having such a gorgeous child! *BR*
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Hi, I need your help! My mom says that if I don’t get a date by tomorrow, she’s putting me up for adoption. *BR*
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You know, my mother says you have the smoothest complexion of anyone she knows. *BR*
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You look just like my mother. *BR*
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You make me melt like hot fudge on a sundae. *BR*
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Looking at you makes my hospital beeper start to vibrate. *BR*
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Boy, it sure is hot and stuffy in here. Would you like to take a cold shower? *BR*
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You are hot stuff! *BR*
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Is it hot in here, or is it just you? *BR*
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Is there a fire in here or we just standing too close together? *BR*
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Was that you, or did the earth just move? *BR*
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Is it cold outside, or are you just smuggling tic-tacs? *BR*
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Ya know, you look really *hot*! You must be real reason for global warming. *BR*
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So, what do you do for a living besides always making all the men/women excited and warm all over? *BR*
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You remind me of bacon, the way you sizzle. *BR*
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Didn’t I see you on the cover of Vogue/G.Q.? *BR*
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Didn’t I see you in the latest beauty pageant? *BR*
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So how many years in a row were you the beauty queen? *BR*
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So, how will I ever get to see you again? *BR*
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Is is possible that we might see each other again soon? *BR*
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I’m no good at opening lines so why don’t we pretend we know each other. *BR*
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Hi. Do you come here often? (Say it to a waitress that you find attractive.) *BR*
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- Was you father an alien?*BR*
- No, why?*BR*
- Because there’s nothing else like you on earth! *BR*
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Which is easier? Getting into those tight pants or getting out of them? *BR*
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I think you would look especially beautiful with your eyes closed (dramatic pause) in my bed *BR*
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You have such beautiful long blonde hair, it would look lovely spread across my pillow.*BR*
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Do you know that your hair and my pillow are perfectly color-coordinated? *BR*
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I’ve been noticing you not noticing me. *BR*
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Did I just notice you checking me out, or did my ego flare up again?*BR*
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That’s enough of undressing me with your eyes. Let’s get out of here. *BR*
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Nice day for weather. *BR*
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Can I flirt with you? *BR*
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All those curves, and me with no brakes. *BR*
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It must be cold where you’re standing, but it’s 98.6 right over here. *BR*
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I’m the kind of man who deserves to have women I don’t deserve. *BR*
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So… How am I doin’? *BR*
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You are the proof that God has a sense of humor. *BR*
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You’re what God was thinking of when He said, “Let there be woman.” *BR*
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I’m a math major. What’s your cosine? *BR*
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She: You look sharp*BR*
Me: Justifiably so. When arriving at the altar of the goddess, one needs to be in his best attire. *BR*
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What do you do for a living, and how can I be of help? *BR*
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I am playing with your mind like you have been playing with my hormones. *BR*
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While submerging a lit cigarette lighter inside his mouth, approach an exquisite young lady with the following: Guess for whom this fire inside me burns? *BR*
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I was sitting here holding my cigarette when I realised I’d rather be holding you. *BR*
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Can I light your fire, I mean cigarette? *BR*
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Yo. You’ll do. *BR*
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She: Where are you from?*BR*
He: Mars, for all practical purposes. I gather you must come from Venus.*BR*
She: [disgustedly] No, I’m from Uranus.*BR*
He: Hmmm. Now that you’re barking, I know that you come from Pluto. *BR*
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Are you as good as they say you are? *BR*
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Go ahead, make a pass at me. I dare ya! *BR*
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Take a chance on me. *BR*
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This is your lucky day, because I just happen to be single. *BR*
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I’ve never done this before but I feel like we were meant for each other. *BR*
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Your aura tells me you’re a sensual person. *BR*
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Excuse me, do you believe in love at first sight or do I have to walk past you again? *BR*
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I’m single! *BR*
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Hi, I’m a flight steward. *BR*
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I’m not trying to pressure you. I don’t want to have sex without mutual consent; oh and by the way, you have my consent. *BR*
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You know what I like about you? My arms. *BR*
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If you were a tear in my eye, I would not cry for fear of losing you. *BR*
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I know this is going to sound like a line, but did that sound like a line? Are you disappointed? *BR*
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- Are you religious? – Yes. – Good, because I’m the answer to your prayers. *BR*
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Do you have a boyfriend? Well, when you want a manfriend, come and talk to me! *BR*
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When you need a hug or just someone to talk to, I’ll always be there for you. *BR*
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Here’s what you’ve been looking for all your life! *BR*
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I’ve been waiting all my life for someone like you. *BR*
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If your parents hadn’t met, I’d be a very unhappy man right now. *BR*
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I feel like Richard Gere, standing here next to you, the Pretty Woman. *BR*
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Sorry, I thought you were someone else. By the way, here’s my card. *BR*
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You’re ugly, but you interest me. *BR*
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I thought women like you traveled in packs. *BR*
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I don’t look like much now, but I’m drinking milk. *BR*
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Overheard in our computer lab:*BR*
Just because your computers are incompatible, doesn’t mean we are. *BR*
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Pickup Lines For Mathematicians:*BR*
Hey baby, How would you like to join me in some math? We’ll add you and me, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply! *BR*
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- Do you have any figs?*BR*
- No.*BR*
- Then, how about a date?*BR*
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How about a hot date? *BR*
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It’s a jungle out there, so let me be your guide. *BR*
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I’d love to be the reason you don’t get any sleep tonight. *BR*
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I’m not wearing a Wonderbra. *BR*
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How much do you make? *BR*
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Have you read the “Consenting Adults” personals this week? *BR*
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Rebuttal to Pick-Up Lines *BR*
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A man walks up and says, “Haven’t we met before?”*BR*
Say, “Yes, I’m [your name], the receptionist at the V.D. Clinic.” *BR*
*BR*
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In the department “nice turn downs” there’s this one: I’ll have to think about that, thinking makes me tired, when I’m tired I want to sleep, not make love, so let’s not, okay? *BR*
*BR*
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He: So, wanna go back to my place?*BR*
She: Well, I don’t know. Will two people fit under a rock? *BR*
*BR*
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He: I’d really like to get into your pants.*BR*
She: No thanks. There’s already one *censored* in there. *BR*
*BR*
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The most memorable rebuttal to a turn down (used by the guy who used to live across the hall from me in residence) when he asked a girl to dance and she refused was:*BR*
*BR*
Don’t thank me, thank God somebody asked you. (In reply to No, thank you). *BR*
*BR*
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He: I’d like to call you. What’s your number?*BR*
She: It’s in the phone book.*BR*
He: But I don’t know your name.*BR*
She: That’s in the phone book too. *BR*
*BR*
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There’s always Harlan Ellison’s great failure:*BR*
Q: Wha’dya say to a little *censored*?*BR*
A: Go away, little *censored*. *BR*
*BR*
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He: So what do you do for a living?*BR*
She: Female impersonator. *BR*
*BR*
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He: You know, I’d really love to travel to exotic places with you.*BR*
She: (tries to ignore him)*BR*
He: You know what? I also love sex. What do you say to that?*BR*
She: Hmmm…you really love sex and travel?*BR*
He: (nods his head smiling)*BR*
She: Then go take a *censored*in’ hike!!! *BR*
*BR*
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I like the line I once heard in a movie. This guy was trying to pick up this girl, and she said to him, “Can you pound a railroad spike through a 2×4 with your hard-on?” To which he merely shudders a negative. She says, “Well, a girl’s gotta have her standards.” *BR*
*BR*
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