Voulez-vous vous coucher avec moi ce soir? (Would you like to go to bed with me tonight?)*BR*
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Je voudrais bien, mais je n’ai rien a porter. (I would love to, but I have nothing to wear.) *BR*
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Q: What sign were you born under?*BR*
A: No Parking. *BR*
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A guy comes up to a girl and tells her some pick-up line. She grabs his crotch, looks down at it, looks back at him, and says, “Sorry, I don’t see any potential here” and nonchalantly walks off. *BR*
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He: How do you like your eggs in the morning?*BR*
She: Unfertilized *BR*
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After hearing a pick-up line: I like your approach, now let’s see your departure. *BR*
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A girlfriend of mine once had a graying man in his 60’s approach her in a club while she was in college with the line, “Where have you been all my life?”*BR*
She took one glance at him and said, “For the first half of it, I wasn’t even born yet.” *BR*
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A friend of mine came up with a very quick response over vacation. We were walking down the street and I glanced at a girl who had just walked by. She turned around and said to me, “What are you looking at?”*BR*
My friend, walking next to me came to the rescue, “He thought you were good looking, but he was mistaken.” *BR*
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While at college, a few friends were discussing how their “passes” had been rejected by the intended female receiver. One of the ladies explained how she handled it once… *BR*
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When the guy, obviously getting irritated, blurted out something like, “Hey, come on, we’re both here at this bar for the same reason!” She responded, “Yea! Let’s pick up come chicks!” He immediately blanched, and decided that maybe he would look someplace else. *BR*
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The attractive young woman was sitting at the bar, alone, when the lounge lizard made his move. “I’m here,” he breathed huskily, “to fulfill your every sexual fantasy.” The woman turned and looked at him. Her lips parted and she moistened them with the tip of her tongue. She leaned toward him with her hands on her thighs, and her eyes opened to the size of dinner plates. She paused just a second and then delivered the crusher line, “You’ve got a large donkey or Doberman?” The guy turned as green as his golf slacks and slipped away without a word. *BR*
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Sorry, I don’t date outside my species. *BR*
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He: Hey, baby, if you come home with me, I can show you a really good time.*BR*
She: You know what your problem is? Your mouth is writing checks that your body can’t cash. *BR*
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Comment from Thales: If you have a rebuttal to any of the pick-up lines or a rebuttal to a pick-up line not on this list, please email them to me and I’ll put them up on this page.*BR*
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